♡ my name is sarah ♡
misha collins is god
  • why did you start shipping sabriel?
    person:
  • *explains why I enjoy the idea of them together, how it fits into canon, why I love being in the fandom, that I love both characters, and that ships sometimes just happen*
    me:
  • oh, and why did you start shipping destiel?
    person:
  • I watched the show.
    me:

horror movie opening scene

  • i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
    white girl:
  • come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
    white boy:
  • you're just trying to scare me.
    white girl:
  • lmao
    white boy:
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • babe what that??
    white girl:
  • i'll go investigate
    white boy:
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • zack!!!
    white girl:
  • ha ha just kidding!
    white boy:
  • asshole!
    white girl:
  • im just playin babe
    white boy:
  • that wasnt funny but ur still cute
    white girl:
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • i'll go investigate
    white boy:
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
    white girl:
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • ahhh!!
    white girl:
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • ahhh!!!
    white girl:
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
    opening title slashes across screen:

#i love this so much #because it’s something only Cas understands #and Dean knows that and it’s why he says it #private jokes~

anastiel:

I heard mishanarry was feeling down. This one’s for you darling. <3

Dean comes through the entryway of Cas and his shared apartment with a gust of chilly wind, closing the door quickly and stomping the snow off his boots at the front door. It’s toasty warm inside and his cheeks are already…

'I get a picture — our wives were hanging out, so were our children — they have one of those double strollers so they can push around both Tom and Shep and I get a picture of the double stroller and it's Tom and my daughter JJ in the stroller. And I was like, 'Oh my gosh, dude, these are our kids now, riding around in the same stroller together. What happened to us?”

  • I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
    Guy on train:
  • *turns up music*
    Me:
  • I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
    Guy:
  • *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
    Me:
  • Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
    Guy:
  • Me:
  • Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
    Guy:
  • Hey. Leave her alone.
    Lady by door:
  • Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
    Guy:
  • *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
    Lady:
  • Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
    Me:
  • I can make that happen.
    Lady cop:
  • Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
    Guy:
  • And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
    Lady cop:
  • *applauds*
    Entire train:
tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i-might-be-misha:

tsar-bucks:

georjajayhurrison:

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

tumblr user fangks asks the real questions

my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it

i would not be ashamed then

fuck “walk of shame” i’d strut out of the bathroom like yes bitch i just saw a nice dick what have you done with your life

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i-might-be-misha:

tsar-bucks:

georjajayhurrison:

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

tumblr user fangks asks the real questions

my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it

i would not be ashamed then

fuck “walk of shame” i’d strut out of the bathroom like yes bitch i just saw a nice dick what have you done with your life

desinficera:

fuck the shut up

Dean, meet ‘Dean’.